In a perfect world...

diablo cody

I am a trend forecaster

I have a back full of tattoos.

I live in Tokyo.

I am friends with Diablo Cody

I get a manicure every week

I own a flower shop

My compost is not infested by fruit flies

I never have body odour

I never have to chop onions, or make a béchamel

Babies never poop

I can have my cake, eat it too and not gain a pound

There is a cure for rheumatoid arthritis

I can successfully pull off suspenders

There is no television

I do not make myself sick eating bananas, cream and coconut

Celine Dion is neither making music nor famous

I work/contribute to a design magazine