I am a trend forecaster
I have a back full of tattoos.
I live in Tokyo.
I am friends with Diablo Cody
I get a manicure every week
I own a flower shop
My compost is not infested by fruit flies
I never have body odour
I never have to chop onions, or make a béchamel
Babies never poop
I can have my cake, eat it too and not gain a pound
There is a cure for rheumatoid arthritis
I can successfully pull off suspenders
There is no televisionI do not make myself sick eating bananas, cream and coconut
Celine Dion is neither making music nor famous
I work/contribute to a design magazine