Yeah, that's right. Good Old PSH.
You're probably cringing right now. Sure, he's put on some weight, and maybe his facial hair is a total miss, but hey, my eyebrows and my waistline are growing at astronomical rates too. It's ok PSH- we can grow old, fat and hairy together.
At least he wouldn't beat me with toothpicks. Anything is better than toothpicks.
I bet he doesn't put wool sweaters in the dryer.