24.7.08

For all of you who think Matthew McConnaughey is a douchebag...

"Contractions started kicking in, and we found a great rhythm. We had a 14-hour session, her and I did. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it. We danced to it. I was DJing this native Brazilian music. We were jamming!"

-MM on birthing -
Care of Defamer

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh noze. that's way too funny and just think, MM is your NUMBER ONE. you'll never ever live this down. EVER!

Unknown said...

i'm more concerned about his grammar... :)

Hilary said...

King Douche is none other than Ben Afflek. Matthew McConnaughey, for all his shirt taking off ways, is still charming and oh so HOT. So he says a few crazy things - bah, so what?

Anonymous said...

Ben Affleck is way hotter than Matthew Douchebag.

Unknown said...

BEN AFFLECK HOTTER THAN MATT-DOUCHE? nu-uh... i'm with hilary on this one.

Milly?

Unknown said...

milly: i forgot - ben afflicted is dead to you...
:)

Emeline said...

You guys are hilarious! I think there has been some MM anti-virus going around... Just watch Mallrats and tell me that BA is hotter than MM. I dare you.
He is Douchebaggio supreme.