24.7.08

For all of you who think Matthew McConnaughey is a douchebag...

"Contractions started kicking in, and we found a great rhythm. We had a 14-hour session, her and I did. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it. We danced to it. I was DJing this native Brazilian music. We were jamming!"

-MM on birthing -
Care of Defamer

7 comments:

adayintheweek said...

oh noze. that's way too funny and just think, MM is your NUMBER ONE. you'll never ever live this down. EVER!

D said...

i'm more concerned about his grammar... :)

Hilary said...

King Douche is none other than Ben Afflek. Matthew McConnaughey, for all his shirt taking off ways, is still charming and oh so HOT. So he says a few crazy things - bah, so what?

adayintheweek said...

Ben Affleck is way hotter than Matthew Douchebag.

D said...

BEN AFFLECK HOTTER THAN MATT-DOUCHE? nu-uh... i'm with hilary on this one.

Milly?

D said...

milly: i forgot - ben afflicted is dead to you...
:)

Emeline said...

You guys are hilarious! I think there has been some MM anti-virus going around... Just watch Mallrats and tell me that BA is hotter than MM. I dare you.
He is Douchebaggio supreme.