While B is away, I'm entertaining the thoughts of fantasy spouses. Needless to say, he's thrilled with the project.
May I introduce to youLapo Elkann.
Heir to the Fiat legacy and prone to cocaine overdoses in transexuals' apartments, this New Yorker has graced the infamous VF Best Dressed List for the last 5 years AND has been featured on the Sartorialist. Think Old World Money Matthew McConaughey.
I bet he loves vintage sports paraphernalia.